Baltic Avenue No Soliciting Sign – Funny Monopoly Inspired Door Sign | “Advance to Go… Now Go Away” | 6x9 or 4x9

Make your message loud, clear, and a little disrespectful (in the best way).

This Monopoly-inspired Baltic Avenue Residence sign puts a clever twist on a classic game while making one thing very clear — no soliciting, no interruptions, no exceptions.

Featuring the bold statement:

“Advance to Go… and now GO AWAY!”

this sign blends humor with a firm boundary that most homeowners wish they could say out loud.

Finished with a playful “Collect $200 – Salvage Peace & Quiet,” this design hits that perfect mix of funny and effective.

✨ PRODUCT FEATURES:

✔️ Available Sizes: 6x9 inches or 4x9 inches

✔️ Laminated Front Surface – Scratch-resistant, waterproof, and easy to clean

✔️ Aluminum Backing – Strong, rigid, and built to last (not flimsy paper)

✔️ Weather-Resistant – Perfect for outdoor doors, porches, and entryways

✔️ High-Contrast Design – Easy to read from a distance

✔️ Lightweight but Durable – Easy to mount

🏠 PERFECT FOR:

Front doors

Apartments & condos

Homes tired of solicitors

Anyone who values peace and quiet

🎯 WHY THIS SELLS:

It’s funny… but it’s serious.

People laugh — then they respect it.

👉 This isn’t just decor — it’s a boundary.